Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-19 03:30 pm

Fantasy, Contemporary Romance, & More

Posted by Amanda

An Immense World

An Immense World by Ed Yong is $2.99! I believe Aarya mentioned this on a previous Hide Your Wallet and I’ve heard it’s wonderful on audio. Did any of you pick this one up?

Enter a new dimension—the world as it is truly perceived by other animals—from the Pulitzer Prize-winning, New York Times bestselling author of I Contain Multitudes.

“A stunning achievement, steeped in science but suffused with magic.”—Siddhartha Mukherjee, author of The Gene

The Earth teems with sights and textures, sounds and vibrations, smells and tastes, electric and magnetic fields. But every kind of animal, including humans, is enclosed within its own unique sensory bubble, perceiving but a tiny sliver of our immense world.

In An Immense World, author and Pulitzer Prize–winning science journalist Ed Yong coaxes us beyond the confines of our own senses, allowing us to perceive the skeins of scent, waves of electromagnetism, and pulses of pressure that surround us. We encounter beetles that are drawn to fires, turtles that can track the Earth’s magnetic fields, fish that fill rivers with electrical messages, and even humans who wield sonar like bats. We discover that a crocodile’s scaly face is as sensitive as a lover’s fingertips, that the eyes of a giant squid evolved to see sparkling whales, that plants thrum with the inaudible songs of courting bugs, and that even simple scallops have complex vision. We learn what bees see in flowers, what songbirds hear in their tunes, and what dogs smell on the street. We listen to stories of pivotal discoveries in the field, while looking ahead at the many mysteries that remain unsolved.

Funny, rigorous, and suffused with the joy of discovery, An Immense World takes us on what Marcel Proust called “the only true voyage . . . not to visit strange lands, but to possess other eyes.”

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The Poppy War

The Poppy War by R.F. Kuang is $1.99! I will warn that this fantasy novel is very graphic; please check triggers. This was Kuang’s debut and it sold really well.

When Rin aced the Keju—the Empire-wide test to find the most talented youth to learn at the Academies—it was a shock to everyone: to the test officials, who couldn’t believe a war orphan from Rooster Province could pass without cheating; to Rin’s guardians, who believed they’d finally be able to marry her off and further their criminal enterprise; and to Rin herself, who realized she was finally free of the servitude and despair that had made up her daily existence. That she got into Sinegard—the most elite military school in Nikan—was even more surprising.

But surprises aren’t always good.

Because being a dark-skinned peasant girl from the south is not an easy thing at Sinegard. Targeted from the outset by rival classmates for her color, poverty, and gender, Rin discovers she possesses a lethal, unearthly power—an aptitude for the nearly-mythical art of shamanism. Exploring the depths of her gift with the help of a seemingly insane teacher and psychoactive substances, Rin learns that gods long thought dead are very much alive—and that mastering control over those powers could mean more than just surviving school.

For while the Nikara Empire is at peace, the Federation of Mugen still lurks across a narrow sea. The militarily advanced Federation occupied Nikan for decades after the First Poppy War, and only barely lost the continent in the Second. And while most of the people are complacent to go about their lives, a few are aware that a Third Poppy War is just a spark away . . .

Rin’s shamanic powers may be the only way to save her people. But as she finds out more about the god that has chosen her, the vengeful Phoenix, she fears that winning the war may cost her humanity . . . and that it may already be too late.

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Not In My Book

Not in My Book by Katie Holt is $1.99! This came out in December and was mentioned in Hide Your Wallet. This is an enemies to lovers romance with aspiring writers.

**Rosie writes romance novels and listens to Taylor Swift on loop. Aiden is a literary fiction writer who doesn’t believe in happy endings. They’re about to write a book together—what could go wrong?

The Hating Game meets Beach Read in this sexy and hilarious enemies-to-lovers romance from a debut Peruvian-Tennessean voice.**

Rosie, an idealistic and passionate Peruvian American, leaves her Tennessee hometown to pursue her dream of making it in New York as a writer. But her plan is derailed when she ends up in class with her archnemesis and ex-crush, Aiden Huntington—an obnoxious, surly, and gorgeous literary fiction writer who doesn’t have much patience for the romance genre or for Rosie.

Rosie and Aiden regularly go to verbal battle in workshop until their professor reaches her breaking point. She allows them to stay in her class on one condition: they must cowrite a novel that blends their genres.

The reluctant writing duo can’t help but put pieces of themselves into their accidentally steamy novel, and their manuscript-in-progress provides an outlet for them to confess their feelings—and explore their attraction toward each other.

When Rosie and Aiden find themselves competing against each other for a potentially career-changing opportunity, the flames of old rivalry reignite, and their once-in-a-lifetime love story is once again at risk of being shelved—unless they can find a way to end the book on their own terms.

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The Starlight Heir

The Starlight Heir by Amalie Howard is $2.99! I believe this is Howard’s first fantasy romance. It released earlier this year. Have any of you read this one?

A bladesmith blessed by the stars. A prince with a dangerous secret. A god bound in shadows. From USA Today bestselling author Amalie Howard comes a scorching new romantasy that will leave you spellbound.

“His Imperial Majesty King Zarek requests your presence as his esteemed guest.”

When the gold-dusted court invitation arrives at Suraya Saab’s forge, she believes it’s a joke. Nobles might seek her skills as a bladesmith—one of few who can imbue her work with precious jadu, the last source of magic in the realm—but she has no qualifications as a potential bride for the crown prince. Still, the invitation is the chance at adventure, and the means to finally visit the capital city her late mother loved.

But what awaits her in Kaldari is nothing she could have imagined—and fraught with danger. It’s not the crown prince, but his impossibly handsome, illegitimate half-brother, Roshan, who captures her interest…and her ire. The invitation isn’t a quest to find a suitable bride, but a veiled hunt for the Starkeeper—a girl rumored to hold the magic of the stars in her blood. And across the city, unrest is brewing between the noble houses and the rebel militia.

When the rebels attack, Suraya and Roshan find themselves on the run, trying to deny their simmering attraction and the knowledge that Suraya herself might be the Starkeeper. But Roshan is guarding secrets of his own. And with no control over the power stirring within her, Suraya has drawn the attention of a dark god, an immortal whose interest might be the biggest threat of all.

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-19 06:00 am

What is Your Current Crafty Focus?

Posted by SB Sarah

I’m curious about your crafting and hobbies and what you’re up to! What are you doing lately to support and recharge yourself?

(I’m very nosy this week. )

  Tara: I’m playing Hades again and have also been playing Balatro on my Nintendo Switch for months.

Sarah: Hades! There is a lot of Balatro happening in Casa Wendell amongst my offspring.

Tara: I think I’ve played almost 400 hours of Balatro since December :face_with_peeking_eye: .

It’s a perfect game to play while listening to podcasts!

Sneezy: Pencil crayons!

A pencil image by Sneezy of a deep blue background with floating gold and rose orbs, with a large spotted whale swimming through and a bunny sitting on top
Original art by Sneezy

Sometimes we collect stuff for hobbies and feel guilty about not using them. And sometimes we really want to make stuff and Past Us is all, “WE GOT YOU SHINIES!!!!” and we say, “YEAH!!!!” and definitely didn’t use misuse our Bad Decisions Book Club card.

This was a prompt from my friend! “A bunny riding on a whale shark, swimming through a river of stars”

Who can resist a prompt like that?

Claudia: I am continuing with my ceramics education (really, I need summer school!! It does not come to me ‘naturally’ or whatever that’s supposed to mean.)

At the behest of a dear friend I am also taking a six-week flower arrangement class this summer!

Shana: Please share what you learn, Claudia! I went to a flowering arranging event recently and discovered it’s not a skill that comes naturally to me.

Claudia: I will! I feel I do not have a “good eye” so I am looking forward to learning more about composition etc

Shana:  I’ve been knitting again recently and I love the repetitive math. It’s very relaxing.

Elyse: Every year Westknits does a Yarn a Long Craft Camp. You can buy the kits from Stephen and Penelope and they release three shawl patterns over the course of the summer.

I’m working on the first shawl right now and I’m enjoying all the new techniques I’m learning, but it’s definitely “pay attention knitting” and not TV knitting.

Lara: I desperately want to craft more. I miss it a lot. I have so many projects planned out in my head but finding the time to action them is proving tricky with a baby in the house.

I do have one craft going at the moment. I’m knitting a baby jersey. So much quicker than a jersey for adults!

Amanda: Not crafting, but a lot of mobile games or gaming on handheld systems in bed. It’s what I do as a nighttime wind down routine to help combat doomscrolling. So something a bit mindless and repetitive like the games Tara mentioned have been great. Brian also plays a lot of Balatro as wind down time.

Sarah: Agatha Andrews of the She Wore Black podcast recommended sticker by number books and I am intrigued:

One unexpected treat for me recently is I’ve discovered a mild addiction to Sticker by Number books with vintage imagery.

I’ve been doing these while listening to audiobooks and it’s done a lot to decrease my stress after some really difficult days. Here are two I suggest if you want to give it a try.

Brain Games - Sticker by Number - Vintage: Birds Bird illustrations against a cream background Brain Games - Sticker by Number - Vintage: Flowers An arrangement of flowers against a black background

Sticker books seem to be a very trendy hobby, which makes my elder heart very happy since I had a sticker scrapbook I adored when I was a kid.

I just got a pitch yesterday about Fall in Love & Save the World, a Rrrrrrrrrrrromantasy sticker book with illustrations by Catarine Cruz: 

a pink and peach background with illustrations related to romantasy around the outside like hearts, daggers, ravens, etc. the center title and author are on slanted ribbons of cream and green

I wanted a closer look and Noelle Brown at S&S sent me some sample images – some of these I want, like, right now, and so does my 8 year old self, despite not knowing what rrrrrrromantasy is.

A sample page of stickers including a magician with a yellow cape and a green gown, a sword, dragon, rose, bag of gold, stickers that say grumpy/sunshine, meet cute, and slow burn, a doorway leading to afantasy land with a river and mountain, a wolf, dove, and some images of people and couples
Illustrations from “Fall In Love & Save The World” by Catarina Cruz. Copyright © 2025 by Simon & Schuster, LLC. Used by permission of the publisher. All rights reserved.

I typically cross stitch and listen to audiobooks, but I could get into sticker books. I could get into them very easily, she said ominously. What a perfect marriage of low-stakes craft and high-grade nostalgia.

Currently my cross stitch project is this tarot card:

A cross stitch of a tarot card called The Reader, with a book open and a deep blue sky with rainbows, stars hearts and moons rising from the pages

But I also have added shelving to my sewing area in the basement because I wanted to see all of my fabric instead of digging through different storage bins.

my sewing area: a white sewing table with a fold-down leaf, a chair, and some ikea kallax shelves with bins, drawers, and storage containers on shelves containing diferent sized fabric. There's a red hardware organizer on top, which is also filled with scrap squares and my sewing tools There's also a dresser to the left with a cutting mat on top.

That’s a quilt I’m working on right now – I finished the top and am working on piecing the back.

Because of the weirdness of prices, especially on imported goods, I am determined to shop my own stash, given that I have a solid number of fat quarter bundles and yardage I bought on sale. And as we all know: acquiring the supplies and using the supplies are two different hobbies.

What about you? What crafts or hobbies or activities are you spending time with lately?

NB: I’ve enabled images in the comments so you can share pictures if you wish! 

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thistle in grey ([personal profile] thistleingrey) wrote2025-06-18 09:27 pm
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current reading, and

I've recently begun reading Patrick Carey's New Perspectives: Microsoft Office 365 & Excel 2019 Comprehensive, 1st ed. (2020). It's solid, in lieu of the documentation that Microsoft no longer produces itself, if one needs such materials. There's a newer version; this is one of the two versions required by a summer class.

So far, it's kind of soothing: not soporific but reassuring for someone self-taught who hasn't used Excel much since its 2007 release, the last to have a jam-packed toolbar of doom. Like, so far, sometimes I remember keyboard shortcuts or exact command-names for things I can't find on the ribbon, which ... means I should learn the ribbon.

Why am I taking a class on using Excel?

1) The fun-fact answer: though I've figured out how to use Excel to clean and transform medium-sized chunks of data (structured text measured in megabytes, not a few dozen rows), I'm ignorant of a bunch of normal things that people use it for. Also, tables tend to make me glaze over, and I intend to narrow down the issue and patch it. At least they don't give me actual headaches, as the graphs in my recent econ assignments did.

2) The other answer: about two years ago, I began pondering what would benefit me for job-seeking, once my health had rebuilt itself further. Last year I decided with my physician that I could probably handle taking a class or two, and then something else pushed me into going faster. Like econ, Excel contributes to a category requirement.

Meanwhile, my two-year-ago plan for job-seeking options has been pretty comprehensively eaten by what people think AI can do---not necessarily what it can do well, but what they wish it could handle for them. By the time I wrap my course-taking next spring, I'll have learned some things about basic accounting---because I want to---and I'll understand better what I can offer, may tolerate, and would probably dislike in the current job landscape.

FAQ: no, I'm not pursuing a CPA license or a data-analyst certification. It wouldn't make financial sense at my age, and most people wouldn't believe in it. I've done enough things already that're hard to believe yet well documented! A thing one cannot really say to a recruiter or hiring manager: in 30ish years of past employment, I've achieved enough. Anyway, I intend the next stage to be less pressureful.
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i did it all for the robins ([personal profile] musesfool) wrote2025-06-18 10:56 pm

of a runaway American dream

[tumblr.com profile] angelgazing just informed me that there's a movie coming out in the fall where Jeremy Allen White plays Bruce Springsteen - here's the trailer - and idk but all I see and hear is Carmy from The Bear (the only thing I've seen him in) so it's not working for me. He has a very specific *gestures* everything that's not translating for me. I guess we'll see!

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Dawn Felagund ([personal profile] dawn_felagund) wrote in [community profile] silwritersguild2025-06-18 08:59 pm

[admin post] Admin Post: Mereth Aderthad RSVP for Meals Needed No Later Than June 22!

If you are attending Mereth Aderthad in-person and want to join us for dinner on Saturday and/or breakfast on Sunday, Mr. Felagund and I are working on getting reservations made and need a headcount.

Please use this form to RSVP no later than Sunday, June 22 if you would like to join us!



You are responsible for the cost of your own food and drinks at these gatherings.

We will have additional gatherings that do not require reservations and where virtual attendees can join. The schedule will be posted within the week!

Visit Mereth Aderthad 2025 for more information and to register for the event.
Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-18 06:00 pm

Links: Video Games, Museums, & More

Posted by Amanda

Workspace with computer, journal, books, coffee, and glasses.Welcome back to Wednesday Links!

How are we all doing? Did anyone take part in the No Kings protest or any Pride festivities this past weekend? Boston had both on the same day. I loved seeing cities and towns, big and small, congregate in support of protecting their communities.

I’m not a big fan of the summer and it usually flies by in a bit of a haze, but I’m even more eager to get through it as my partner and I have some trips planned in fall and winter, plus an elopement on the horizon.

I hope you all have something to look forward to in the second half of 2025.

To my fellow gamers, Date Everything released yesterday. It’s a visual novel dating game where your household items have come to life. It’s fully voice acted by well-known VAs. I’m really enjoying it so far and plan to do a deeper review on the site soon!

From Alison: As someone who reads a lot of historicals (and their attempts to deal with contraception and STI prevention) I found it fascinating. Souvenir condoms!

The IG algorithm served up Holy Duk’s account, where he entrusts a disposable camera with strangers about to fly out to different destinations from Incheon Airport in South Korea. My favorites are when flight attendants take him up on the camera offer.

Wired has compiled half a dozen tools to help keep track of civil liberties in jeopardy.

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-18 03:30 pm

Adriana Herrera, Contemporary Romance, & More

Posted by Amanda

Emily Wilde’s Compendium of Lost Tales

Emily Wilde’s Compendium of Lost Tales by Heather Fawcett is $6.99! This is higher than the deals we feature, but this is the latest book in the Emily Wilde series and it just came out in February. No clue if we’ll see a steeper drop in price anytime soon.

Emily Wilde has spent her life studying faeries. A renowned dryadologist, she has documented hundreds of species of Folk in her Encyclopaedia of Faeries. Now she is about to embark on her most dangerous academic project studying the inner workings of a faerie realm-as its queen.

Along with her former academic rival-now fiancé-the dashing and mercurial Wendell Bambleby, Emily is immediately thrust into the deadly intrigues of Faerie as the two of them seize the throne of Wendell’s long-lost kingdom, which Emily finds a beautiful nightmare, filled with scholarly treasures.

Emily has been obsessed with faerie stories her entire life, but at first she feels as ill-suited to Faerie as she did to the mortal world-how could an unassuming scholar like herself pass for a queen? Yet there is little time to settle in-Wendell’s murderous stepmother has placed a deadly curse upon the land before vanishing without a trace. It will take all of Wendell’s magic-and Emily’s knowledge of stories-to unravel the mystery before they lose everything they hold dear.

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A Tropical Rebel Gets the Duke

A Tropical Rebel Gets the Duke by Adriana Herrera is $2.99! This is book three in the Las Leonas historical romance series and it came out in February. Have you read this one?

He’s not like other dukes…

Paris, 1889

Physician Aurora Montalban Wright takes risks in her career, but never with her heart. Running an underground women’s clinic exposes her to certain dangers, but help arrives in the unexpected form of the infuriating Duke of Annan. Begrudgingly, Aurora accepts his protection, then promptly finds herself in his bed.

New to his role as a duke, Apollo César Sinclair Robles struggles to embrace his position. With half of society waiting for him to misstep and the other half looking to discredit him, Apollo never imagined that his enthralling bedmate would become his most trusted adviser. Soon, he realizes the rebellious doctor could be the perfect duchess for him. But Aurora won’t give up her independence, and her secrets make her unsuitable for the aristocracy.

When dangerous figures from their pasts return to threaten them, Apollo whisks Aurora away to the French Riviera. Far from the reproachful eye of Parisian society, can Apollo convince Aurora that their bond is stronger than the forces keeping them apart?

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Ana María and the Fox

RECOMMENDED: Ana María and the Fox by Liana De la Rosa is $1.99! This is a KDD. Carrie and Shana read this one and gave it an A-:

Shana: I would probably give Ana María and the Fox an A-. I loved everything about the main couple’s romance—the sexy banter, the delicious slow burn, the competency porn with real obstacles to overcome, and how their pairing made sense as they uncover everything they have in common.

A  marriage of convenience between a Mexican heiress and a shrewd London politician makes for a scandalous Victorian bargain.

Ana María Luna Valdés has strived to be the perfect daughter, the perfect niece, and the perfect representative of the powerful Luna familia. So, when Ana María is secretly sent to London with her sisters to seek refuge during the French occupation of Mexico, she experiences her first taste of freedom far from the judgmental eyes of her domineering father. If only she could ignore the piercing looks she receives across ballroom floors from the austere Mr. Fox.

Gideon Fox elevated himself from the London gutters by chasing his burning desire for more: more opportunities, more choices. For everyone. Now as a member of Parliament, Gideon’s on the cusp of securing the votes he needs to put forth a measure to abolish the Atlantic slave trade once and for all–a cause that is close to his heart as the grandson of a formerly enslaved woman. The charmingly vexing Ana María is a distraction he must ignore.

But when Ana María finds herself in the crosshairs of a nefarious nobleman with his own political agenda, Gideon knows he must offer his hand as protection…but will this Mexican heiress win his heart as well?

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Single Player

Single Player by Tara Tai is $1.99 and a Kindle Daily Deal! Dahlia mentioned this on her monthly Queer Romance Roundup. The main characters work in the video game industry.

Two video game creators go head-to-head in this delightful, queer enemies-to-lovers workplace romance debut.

Cat Li cares about two things: video games and swoony romances. The former means there hasn’t been much of the latter in her (real) life, but when she lands her dream job writing the love storylines for Compass Hollow—the next big thing in games—she knows it’s all been worth it. Then she meets her boss: the infamous Andi Zhang, who’s not only an arrogant hater of happily-ever-afters determined to keep Cat from doing her job but also impossibly, annoyingly hot.

As Compass Hollow’s narrative director, Andi couldn’t care less about love—in-game or out. After getting doxxed by internet trolls three years ago, Andi’s been trying to prove to the gaming world that they’re a serious gamedev. Their plan includes writing the best game possible, with zero lovey-dovey stuff. That is, until the man funding the game’s development insists Andi add romance in order to make the story “more appealing to female gamers.”

Forced to give Cat a chance, Andi begrudgingly realizes there’s more to Cat than romantic idealism and, okay, a cute smile. But admitting that would mean giving up the single-player life that has kept their heart safe for years. And when Cat uncovers a behind-the-scenes plan to destroy Andi’s career, the two will have to put their differences aside and find a way to work together before it’s game over.

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daughterofshadows ([personal profile] daughterofshadows) wrote in [community profile] silwritersguild2025-06-18 05:24 pm

Mereth Aderthad Interview: Interview with fish by Shadow

Mereth Aderthad 2025 Interview with fish by Shadow. Featured artist for "Cherished antagonist, despised protagonist - a defence of Elu Thingol."

Fish is creating the art for Stella Getreuer-Kostrouch's presentation "Cherished antagonist, despised protagonist - a defence of Elu Thingol" for Mereth Aderthad 2025. Shadow spoke with fish about his creative process, the importance of both tragedy and eucatastrophe to Tolkien's works (and to keeping his fans forever in the fandom), and the appeal of "greyness" in Silmarillion characters like Elu Thingol.

You can read Shadow's interview with fish here.


Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-18 02:00 pm

Tonight! 8pm ET! Join us for a Crafty Zoom, or a Zoomy Craft!

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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2025-06-18 07:29 am
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Why don't you ever let me love you?

Allison Bunce's Ladies (2024) so beautifully photosets the crystalline haze of a sexual awakening that the thought experiment assigned by its writer-director-editor seems more extraneous than essential to its sensorily soaked seventeen-minute weekend, except for the queerness of keeping its possibilities fluid. The tagline indicates a choice, but the film itself offers something more liminal. Whatever its objectivity, what it tells the heroine is real.

It's more than irony that this blurred epiphany occurs in the none more hetero setting of a bachelorette weekend, whose all-girl rituals of cheese plates and orange wine on the patio and drunkenly endless karaoke in a rustically open-plan rental somewhere down the central coast of California are so relentlessly guy-oriented, the Bechdel–Wallace test would have booked it back up 101 after Viagra entered the chat. The goofiest, freakiest manifestation of the insistence on men are the selfie masks of the groom's face with which the bride's friends are supposed to pose as she shows off her veil in the lavender overcast of the driftwood-littered beach, but it's no less telling that as the conversation circles chronically around partners past and present, it's dudes all the way down. Even jokily, their twentysomething, swipe-right femininity admits nothing of women who love women, which leaves almost literally unspeakable the current between ginger-tousled, disenchanted Ruby (Jenna Lampe) and her lankier, longtime BFF Leila (Greer Cohen), the outsiders of this little party otherwise composed of blonde-bobbed Chloe (Ally Davis) and her flanking mini-posse of Grace (Erica Mae McNeal) and Lex (Tiara Cosme Ruiz), always ready to reassure their wannabe queen bee that she's not a bad person for marrying a landlord. "That's his passion!" They are not lovers, these friends who drove down together in Ruby's SUV. Leila has a boyfriend of three months whose lingering kiss at the door occasioned an impatiently eye-rolling horn-blare from Ruby, herself currently single after the latest in a glum history of heterosexual strike-outs: "No, seriously, like every man subconsciously stops being attracted to me as soon as I tell him that I don't want to have kids." And yet the potential thrums through their interactions, from the informality of unpacking a suitcase onto an already occupied bed to the nighttime routine of brushing their teeth side by side, one skimming her phone in bed as the other emerges from the shower and unselfconsciously drops her towel for a sleep shirt, climbing in beside her with such casual intimacy that it looks from one angle like the innocence of no chance of attraction, from another like the ease of a couple even longer established than the incoming wedding's three years. "He's just threatened by you," Leila calms the acknowledgement of antipathy between her boyfriend and her best friend. It gets a knowing little ripple of reaction from the rest of the group, but even as she explains for their tell-all curiosity, she's smiling over at her friend at the other end of the sofa, an unsarcastic united front, "Probably because he knows I love her more than him."

Given that the viewer is encouraged to stake out a position on the sex scene, it does make the most sense to me as a dream, albeit the kind that reads like a direct memo from a subconscious that has given up waiting for dawn to break over Marblehead. It's gorgeous, oblique, a showcase for the 16 mm photography of Ryan Bradford at its most delicately saturated, the leaf-flicker of sun through the wooden blinds, the rumpling of a hand under a tie-dyed shirt, a shallow-breasted kiss, a bunching of sheets, all dreamily desynched and yet precisely tactile as a fingernail crossing a navel ring: "Tell me if you want me to move my hand." Ruby's lashes lie as closed against her cheeks as her head on the pillow throughout. No wonder she looks woozy the next morning, drinking a glass of water straight from the tap as if trying to cool down from skin-buzzing incubus sex, the edge-of-waking fantasy of being done exactly as she dreamt without having to ask. "Spread your legs, then." Scrolling through their sunset selfie session, she zooms and lingers on the two of them, awkwardly voguing back to back for the camera. She stares wordlessly at Leila across the breakfast table, ἀλλ’ ἄκαν μὲν γλῶσσα ἔαγε λέπτον δ’ αὔτικα χρῶι πῦρ ὐπαδεδρόμηκεν to the life. Chloe is rhapsodizing about her Hallmark romance, but Ruby is speaking to her newly sensitized desires: "I just really hate that narrative, though. Pretending that you don't want something in the hopes that you'll get the thing that you're pretending that you don't want? Like, it just doesn't make any sense." It is just not credible to me that Leila who made such a point of honesty in relationships would pretend that nothing had happened when she checks in on her spaced-out friend with quizzical concern, snuggles right back into that same bed for an affectionate half-argument about her landlord potential. "I'm sure there are dishwasher catalogues still being produced somewhere in the world." Still, as if something of the dream had seeped out Schrödinger's between them, we remember that it was Leila who winkled her way into an embrace of the normally standoffish Ruby, who had her arms wrapped around her friend as she delivered what sure sounded like a queerplatonic proposal: "Look, if we both end up single because we both don't want kids, at least we'll have each other. We can have our own wedding." The last shots of the film find them almost in abstract, eyes meeting in the rear view mirror, elbows resting on the center console as the telephone poles and the blue-scaled Pacific flick by. It promises nothing and feels like a possibility. Perhaps it was not only Ruby's dream.

I can't know for certain, of course, and it seems to matter to the filmmaker that I should not know, but even if all that has changed is Ruby's own awareness, it's worth devoting this immersive hangout of a short film to. The meditative score by Karsten Osterby sounds at once chill and expectant, at times almost drowning the dialogue as if zoning the audience out into Ruby. The visible grain and occasional flaw in the film keep it haptically grounded, a memento of Polaroids instead of digitally-filtered socials. For every philosophizing moment like "Do you ever have those dreams where you wake up and you go about your day and get ready and everything feels normal, but then you wake up and you're still in bed, so you're like, 'Oh, was I sleeping or was that real?'" there's the ouchily familiar beat where Ruby and Leila realize simultaneously that neither of them knows the name of Chloe's fiancé, just the fact that he's a landlord. Whatever, it's an exquisite counterweight to heteronormativity, a leaf-light of queerness at the most marital-industrial of times. I found it on Vimeo and it's on YouTube, too. This catalogue brought to you by my single backers at Patreon.
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The Why and How of Reading Slumps

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All the Jingle Ladies by Beth Garrod

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B+

All the Jingle Ladies

by Beth Garrod
October 4, 2024 · Sourcebooks Fire
Contemporary RomanceRomance

This guest review comes from Lisa! A longtime romance aficionado and frequent commenter to SBTB, Lisa is a queer Latine critic with a sharp tongue and lots of opinions. She frequently reviews at All About Romance and Women Write About Comics, where she’s on staff, and you can catch her at @‌thatbouviergirl on Twitter. There, she shares good reviews, bracing industry opinions and thoughtful commentary when she’s not on her grind looking for the next good freelance job.

All the Jingle Ladies is a terribly cute novel that reads very young. Teenagers will love it, but adults might find it tedious. But it’s for the youngsters, so I’m rating this with an optimistic, younger eye. I could see parts of my own silly (though I didn’t know it at the time!) former 15-year-old self in there.

Molly Bell is only fifteen, but she’s determined to forge a grown-up identity for herself. Unfortunately, she has long been stymied in this quest by the success of Love Your Elf, a Christmastime song created by her parents whose music video immortalized her as a child elf. Molly won’t let any of her high school friends know about the video and her fifteen seconds of fame; only Grace Wright, her best friend, knows this deep dark secret. Unfortunately, the song of Molly’s nightmares is about to rear its ugly, jingling head again because it’s set to be on the soundtrack of a new Christmas movie, Sleigh Another Day.

Molly decides to focus in on poor Grace, who’s suffering under the double-whammy of losing her beloved Grampy G and having her boyfriend break up with her before the holidays. Molly tells Grace that they will be ‘single jingle ladies’ — devoted to each other and having a good Christmas even though Molly loathes the holiday, while also eschewing any pursuit of outside romance.

Unfortunately, Molly worries that she’s being disloyal to Grace when she meets and starts crushing hard on Ru, a guy she meets at the Sleigh Another Day premiere. Though Ru isn’t being truthful to Molly about his past, Molly too lies about her status as that little dancing elf. Can she hook up with Ru without divulging her past and hurting Grace? And will the fundraiser to help build a cancer treatment wing onto the local hospital in Grampy G’s memory go awry because of their conflict?

This is such a nice, sweet story that carried a skosh of Judy Blume with it, though this one is a might bit goofy and silly. But it’s easy to like Molly, Grace and Ru, and even the grown-ups here.

Grace’s love of her grandpa is palpable, and the story takes its time exploring her grief between the moments of pure teenage silliness. Molly’s small teenage worries feel properly writ large and also point up to much larger issues regarding loyalty, identity and growing up. On top of that, Ru and Molly’s romance is very cute, and very sweet, and the Christmassy note of the entire project is warm and soothing.

This doesn’t go above a B since it really is a little bit too twee for me, but if you’re a teenager or parent/guardian/relative of one, ignore me. Kids will probably love All the Jingle Ladies, and to them it will probably be a flat-out A.

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Lanna Michaels ([personal profile] lannamichaels) wrote2025-06-17 09:08 pm

Murderbot through 1.6



1.6 sure was a combination of "funny" and "I cannot look at the screen". So there's that. It's still entertaining but I may be getting to the point where I have to fast forward through my extreme embarrassment squick going on with Ratthi when it comes to Pin-Lee.

The situation: Arada and Pin-Lee are married. Arada wants to bring Ratthi into their relationship; they've had a third in their relationship before and it hasn't worked out. Pin-Lee isn't really into the idea, it's being heavily pushed by Arada. Pin-Lee then eventually agrees to it for Arada's sake.

Here's where it gets to the part where I just keep having second-hand embarrassment: Ratthi doesn't know this. Ratthi thinks that both Arada and Pin-Lee are equally happy to have him in the relationship, and he's really really into this relationship. He seems to want this to be permanent and is just really happy with it. And he keeps having interactions with Pin-Lee where Pin-Lee is very uncomfortable and doesn't want to be having these interactions with Ratthi, but, crucially, has not said any of this to Ratthi. Ratthi has no way to know that Pin-Lee isn't as into him as he's into them.

And so we keep getting these moments where Ratthi doesn't fucking know that the person he's trying to have a good faith relationship interaction with does not want this, but yet has never said anything about it.

Somebody please break up Ratthi from Arada/Pin-Lee for the sake of everyone. Or maybe Pin-Lee can actually say something, rather than seemingly 1) being content to suffer in silence for the sake of the Arada/Pin-Lee relationship (Arada has never said Ratthi was a necessary addition to the Arada/Pin-Lee relationship for the sake of its continuance), or 2) expecting someone in this relationship to read their mind and magically divine their discomfort and break it up for them.

I suspect this was added to the show for narrative reasons, including mirroring with the Sanctuary Moon stuff (still delightful, still clear that everyone involved in that is having the time of their life), but zomg. It is excruciating.

Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-17 03:30 pm

Hide Your Wallet: June 17th Release Week

Posted by Amanda

Happy Tuesday, everyone!

We’re halfway through June, but only have one more release this month. June through September is always a blur. Sometimes I forget August even exists.

How are your new release lists looking today? Anything you’re excited for?

For the Ring

For the Ring by Jennifer Hennessy

Author: Jennifer Hennessy
Released: June 17, 2025 by Headline Eternal
Genre: ,

A funny, razor sharp and sexy adult romance for fans of Emily Henry and Ali Hazelwood by romance author Jennifer Hennessy.

Life’s about to throw her a curveball!

Sports Analyst Frankie Sullivan needs a win. As an expert at using data to predict games, the loss of a World Series threw her off her game. Fresh off a nasty divorce, and ready for a new chapter, the New York Eagles is Frankie’s final shot at victory.

But things just got a whole lot more complicated.

Former baseball star Charles Avery, the Eagles’ new manager, is Frankie’s biggest enemy. At her last team, Charlie always made decisions with his heart, clashing with Frankie over her stats and data. This time shouldn’t be any different, but Frankie can’t seem to stop the way her heart jumps when he looks at her.

She can’t let anything happen with Charlie, but as the two attempt a daring move to take the Eagles to the top, her cool head mixed with Charlie’s fiery heart might be the ultimate winning formula…

Dahlia: I loved Hennessy’s last book Degrees of Engagement, where we first meet Frankie, and I was dying for her to get her own book. Hennessy (who writes YA as Jennifer Iacopelli, and full disclosure was my coeditor for an anthology about girls in sports) is one of those sports fiction authors who actually knows and loves sports deep down to her bones and beyond, and it always shows in her writing.

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Holly Jolly July

Holly Jolly July by Lindsay Maple

Author: Lindsay Maple
Released: June 17, 2025 by Canary Street Press
Genre: , ,

“We want to wrap this book up with a bow and leave it under everyone’s tree this year. Lindsay Maple delivers a confection of holiday charm, small town quirk, tenderly sketched characters, and scorching heat.” —Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone, USA TODAY bestselling authors of A Merry Little Meet Cute

It’s the hottest Christmas on record…

Like naughty and nice, Mariah and Ellie are complete opposites. Small-time actress Ellie is thrilled to be back on set of a cozy holiday film, while makeup artist Mariah only views the low-budget project as a stepping stone on her way to more serious movies. The pair definitely don’t hit it off when they’re introduced, but if they want to survive the summer heat—and Mariah’s stifling Canadian hometown—they’ve got to keep it professional. Luckily, holiday cheer is Ellie’s specialty, and she’s determined to win stubborn Mariah over.

Mariah finds one bright spot in her forced second Christmas: hot hookups with an edgy local bartender. The romance even has her opening up to Ellie—who admits to crushing on her wholesome cottage-rental host. But when Ellie and Mariah realize the guys are cheating on them, they band together to get revenge. It’s fun planning their own Home Alone–inspired pranks…until Ellie and Mariah realize they’re actually falling for each other.

But the film shoot is too short to get serious, so they’ll have to decide: Was their romance simply a holiday fling or a real Christmas-in-July miracle?

“Full of hilarious hijinks and tenderness in equal measure, this holiday romance had me flipping the pages late into the cozy night. Come for the revenge, stay for the true love.” —Ashley Herring Blake, USA TODAY Bestselling Author of Delilah Green Doesn’t Care

Tara: My first thought was “A Christmas book? Now?” Then I read the premise and got excited. The book is even set in Canada!

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I Think I’m in Love with an Alien

I Think I’m in Love with an Alien by Ann Aguirre

Author: Ann Aguirre
Released: June 17, 2025 by Sourcebooks Casablanca
Genre: ,

Galaxy Quest meets Roswell in this quirky sci-fi rom-com from New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Ann Aguirre.

He’s stranded. He’s desperate. He’s not looking for love.

Alien Tamzir Jaarn, a.k.a. Seeker, is paying the price for risking an illicit holiday on an interdicted planet. His ride off-world never showed, and he’s been stranded on Earth for nearly a year. His gear is breaking down, food is becoming a problem, and if his camouflage unit fritzes, he’ll wind up in a government lab.

But he’s met some cool humans online, and they’ve invited him to the biggest space-themed convention around. Why not make memories with them while he figures out how to get home?

Space Con or bust!

She’s nerdy. She’s flirty. She’s ready for romance.

Jennette Hammond is an endearing weirdo, voted most likely to bang an alien in high school. Her house is full of gray man collectibles, adorable tentacle monsters, and yes, in college, she volunteered for a SETI-type program. Not that she’s ever had any close encounters of the sexy, alien kind. Heck, she’s never even been able to convince anyone to attend Space Con.

But that’s about to change. Finally, she has online friends who have agreed to go, and it will be a romp to remember—and she’ll finally put a face to the name of her longtime crush, Seeker.

When alien meets adorkable, they’re destined for an out-of-this-world affair…

Shana’s pick!

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Sounds Like Love

Sounds Like Love by Ashley Poston

Author: Ashley Poston
Released: June 17, 2025 by Berkley
Genre: , ,

A hitmaking songwriter and a bitter musician share a startling and inexplicable connection that they’ll do anything to shake, in the next sparkling, magical book from Ashley Poston.

Joni Lark is living the dream. She’s one of the most coveted songwriters in LA…and she can’t seem to write. There’s an emptiness inside her, and nothing seems to fill it.

When she returns to her hometown of Vienna Shores, North Carolina, she hopes that the sand, the surf, and the concerts at The Revelry, her family’s music venue, will spark her inspiration. But when she gets there, nothing is how she left it. Her best friend is avoiding her, her mother’s memories are fading fast, and The Revelry is closing.

How can she think about writing her next song when everything is changing without her?

Until she hears it. A melody in her head, lyric-less and half-formed, and an alluring and addictive voice to go with it—belonging, apparently, to a wry musician with hangups of his own.

Surely, he’s a figment of her overworked imagination.

But then the very real man attached to the voice shows up in Vienna Shores. He’s aggravating and gruff on the outside—nothing like the sweet, funny voice in Joni’s head—and he has a plan:

They’ll finish the song haunting them both, break their connection, and hope they don’t risk their hearts in the process.

Because that song stuck in their heads? Maybe it’s there for a reason.

Ashley Poston’s latest magical realism romance!

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This Princess Kills Monsters

This Princess Kills Monsters by Ry Herman

Author: Ry Herman
Released: June 17, 2025 by The Dial Press
Genre: ,

A princess with a mostly useless magical talent takes on horrible monsters, a dozen identical masked heroes, and a talking lion in a quest to save a kingdom—and herself—in this affectionate satire of the Grimm Brothers’ fairy tale The Twelve Huntsmen.

Someone wants to murder Princess Melilot. This is sadly normal.

Melilot is sick of being ordered to go on dangerous quests by her domineering stepmother. Especially since she always winds up needing to be rescued by her more magically talented stepsisters. And now, she’s been commanded to marry a king she’s never met.

When hideous spider-wolves attack her on the journey to meet her husband-to-be, she is once again rescued—but this time, by twelve eerily similar-looking masked huntsmen. Soon, she has to contend with near-constant attempts on her life, a talking lion that sets bewildering gender tests, and a king who can’t recognize his true love when she puts on a pair of trousers. And all the while, she has to fight her growing attraction to not only one of the huntsmen, but also her fiancé’s extremely attractive sister.

If Melilot can’t unravel the mysteries and rescue herself from peril, kingdoms will fall. Worse, she could end up married to someone she doesn’t love.

Amanda: Retellings are having a moment and this cover is gorgeous.

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Historical Romances on Sale!

Posted by Amanda

How to Tame a Wild Rogue

RECOMMENDED: How to Tame a Wild Rogue by Julie Anne Long is $1.99! This made our Best of Reviews 2023 list at number five. There are also many of Long’s books ons ale, including book one, Perils of Pleasure, in her Pennyroyal Green series. Lara gave this a Squee grade:

This book made me swoon IRL. Reading it was a fever dream and not just because of the sex scenes. I was so immersed in it that the real world and its troubles didn’t even occur to me for the duration of the book. (I am anxious by nature, so this is a feat.)

In USA Today bestselling author Julie Anne Long’s thrilling new romance in the Palace of Rogues series, an infamous privateer’s limits are put to the test when he’s trapped during a raging tempest with a prickly female at the Grand Palace on the Thames.

He clawed his way up from the gutters of St. Giles to the top of a shadowy empire. Feared and fearsome, battered and brilliant, nothing shocks Lorcan St. Leger—not even the discovery of an aristocratic woman escaping out a window near the London docks on the eve of the storm of the decade. They find shelter at a boarding house called the Grand Palace on the Thames—only to find greater dangers await inside.

Desperate, destitute, and jilted, Lady Daphne Worth knows the clock is ticking on her last chance to save herself and her family: an offer of a loveless marriage. But while the storm rages and roads flood, she and the rogue who rescued her must pose as husband and wife in order to share the only available suite.

Crackling enmity gives way to incendiary desire—and certain heartbreak: Lorcan is everything she never dreamed she’d wanted, but he can never be what she needs. But risk is child’s play to St. Leger. And if the stakes are a lifetime of loving and being loved by Daphne, he’ll move any mountain, confront any old nemesis, to turn “never” into forever.

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You can find ordering info for this book here.

 

 

 

The Heiress Hunt

The Heiress Hunt by Joanna Shupe is $1.99! This is book one in Shupe’s latest historical romance series. Elyse recently reviewed this one and gave it a C-. I think Elyse and I both agree that Shupe does a wonderful job about giving us tantalizing sequel bait. There are more of Shupe’s historicals on sale, by the way.

High society reprobate.
An unconventional heiress.
Childhood friends.

Is it too late…

Knickerbocker scoundrel Harrison Archer returns to New York to discover that his deceased father has bankrupted his estranged family. To save them from ruin, he’s forced to quickly find and marry an heiress. For a matchmaker, Harrison turns to the one woman he wishes he could marry: his childhood friend and true love, Maddie, who once broke his heart and is now engaged to a duke.

For true love? 

When her best friend Harrison left for Paris without a word, Maddie Webster took refuge in her infatuation with tennis. Now Harrison is back and needs her help in finding a bride. Begrudgingly, Maddie arranges a house party in Newport with a guest list of eligible heiresses. But watching Harrison flirt with potential brides is more than she can bear.

When Harrison and Maddie reunite, the passion between them ignites. But with their marriages to others looming, time is running out. Is their fate inescapable . . .or can love set them free?

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Devil’s Daughter

RECOMMENDED: Devil’s Daughter by Lisa Kleypas is $1.99! This is book five in The Ravenels series and Elyse gave it a B+:

Fans of Kleypas’s work will love the cameos that Devil’s Daughter has to offer. Newcomers might feel a little lost with all the name dropping, but I think will find West and Phoebe charming enough to overcome it.

New York Times bestselling author Lisa Kleypas delivers a scintillating tale of a beautiful, young widow who finds passion with the one man she shouldn’t…

Although beautiful young widow Phoebe, Lady Clare, has never met West Ravenel, she knows one thing for certain: he’s a mean, rotten bully. Back in boarding school, he made her late husband’s life a misery, and she’ll never forgive him for it. But when Phoebe attends a family wedding, she encounters a dashing and impossibly charming stranger who sends a fire-and-ice jolt of attraction through her. And then he introduces himself…as none other than West Ravenel.

West is a man with a tarnished past. No apologies, no excuses. However, from the moment he meets Phoebe, West is consumed by irresistible desire…not to mention the bitter awareness that a woman like her is far out of his reach. What West doesn’t bargain on is that Phoebe is no straitlaced aristocratic lady. She’s the daughter of a strong-willed wallflower who long ago eloped with Sebastian, Lord St. Vincent—the most devilishly wicked rake in England.

Before long, Phoebe sets out to seduce the man who has awakened her fiery nature and shown her unimaginable pleasure. Will their overwhelming passion be enough to overcome the obstacles of the past?

Only the devil’s daughter knows…

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The Earl Takes a Fancy

The Earl Takes a Fancy by Lorraine Heath is $1.99! This is another historical romance author with several backlist titles on sale. I know a lot of us perk up when bookstores and book-loving characters appear in romance, though this didn’t deliver as well as Carrie had hoped. She gave it a C-.

New York Times bestselling author Lorraine Heath pens another richly satisfying romance in her Sins for all Seasons series.

She’s looking for a nobleman to wed…

Though born out of wedlock, Fancy Trewlove is determined to fulfill her mother’s wish that she marry into nobility. Fancy’s keen intellect and finishing school manners make her the perfect wife for any gentleman—if he’s willing to overlook her scandalous lineage. But Fancy’s plans are thrown into chaos when an intriguing commoner begins visiting her bookshop—and she finds herself unable to stop thinking about him.

He’s looking to escape his title…

Widowed just a year ago, the reclusive Matthew Sommersby, Earl of Rosemont, has been besieged by women hoping to become his next wife. Desperate for anonymity, he sheds Society life to search for the peace that eludes him. Fancy’s shop is his one refuge, until the night their passion erupts into a kiss that nearly leads to her ruin—and leaves both longing for much more.

Together, they discover an unlikely love…

As Fancy finds herself torn between her family’s expectations and her growing feelings for Matthew, secrets are exposed—secrets that force Fancy to question if she can trust her heart’s desire…

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Fay ([personal profile] pandarus) wrote2025-06-17 04:34 pm

Book Review: All of us Murderers

(Thanks to NetGalley for access to an advance copy of All Of Us Murderers in exchange for an honest review)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/All-Us-Murderers-Kj-Charles/dp/1464227527

While the adage that you should never judge a book by its cover is generally good advice, in the case of “All Of Us Murderers” the cover art is an excellent guide to the contents of the book: a gloriously over the top piece of escapism created as a love letter to the genre.

Cover art

This is an unrepentantly gothic confection, and it was, as anticipated, a wittily tropetastic delight rife with nefarious villains, misty moors, blood-drenched ruins, cursed fortunes, wide-eyed nubile heiresses and mysterious ghostly figures, ALL of which our hero (a precious ADHD cinnamon roll, and - provided one doesn’t find The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name to be a source of wickedness - very much the white sheep of his unpleasant family) is desperately trying to avoid, bless him.

Zebedee Wyckham is the impoverished grandson of a successful gothic novelist, and having found himself once again between jobs he has unwisely accepted an invitation to pay a visit to a wealthy uncle whom he hasn’t seen in decades - only to find himself trapped in the most ghastly houseparty since…well, since the LAST hilariously ghastly (and murderous) house party to grace the pages of a KJ Charles novel.

Finding that the lover whom he inadvertently ruined a year ago is now working as his uncle’s secretary comes as a mortifying shock, but this is the least of the unwelcome surprises that his uncle’s faux-gothic home has in store.

Zeb may be the innocent Cinderella figure amongst the variously unpleasant scions of the Wyckham family, but he’s no fool: having grown up on the works of Mrs Radcliffe, Horace Walpole and his own respected ancestor, Zeb can spot a gothic novel cliche at fifty paces and he has absolutely no intention of ending up sacrificed on a pagan altar, walled up in a cellar, drowned in a well or otherwise disposed of: think “Scream”, but make it gay and a period piece.

He is, in short, the polar opposite of Austen’s Catherine Morland: far from imagining spectral figures and dark secrets where none exist, Zeb is a pragmatic soul with a kind (if battered) heart who wasn’t born yesterday & has no interest in rushing headlong into danger if it can possibly be avoided.

Can Zeb escape the unwelcome attentions of the various spectral figures, blackmailers, marriageable heiresses and spider-filled rooms that await him at Lackaday House, and persuade his bitter ex to forgive him for past offences?

(Of course he can! This isn’t LitFic! You know that the starcrossed lovers will escape the villains’ clutches in the nick of time, foil their iniquitous plans, and finally achieve their happily ever after - but it’s still *thoroughly* enjoyable watching KJ Charles get them there.)
Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-17 02:00 pm

HaBO: Black Cat Masquerade Mask

Posted by Amanda

This HaBO comes from Danni, who wants to find this book for her friend:

I’m searching for a book on behalf of my friend who has been desperately hunting for this book for years but hasn’t been able to turn up anything with regular google searches. I tried looking for them too, but I wasn’t able to find anything either. A couple got close, but nothing quite right.

They read this book around 2006, the title potentially has the word kitten in it but I wasn’t able to turn anything up with that when I was looking myself. May have been a regency, or at least set in that sort of setting. Might be called romance, might be an erotica. The cover had a woman in a red dress wearing a black cat masquerade mask. My friend also drew out what they can r

The plot points they can remember are:

– The heroine is described as a mousy unattractive wallflower

– She puts on a black kitten mask and goes to a masquerade party but
accidentally seduces the wrong man (she had been tying to seduce a man
who had insulted her before I think?)

– The hero has a dead wife, and his dead wife was having an affair with
another guy (possibly the guy who heroine was trying to seduce?)

– The hero is convinced that this other guy murdered his wife and is trying
to prove it (the murder is a central plot point throughout the book)

– The main characters sleep together in a stable at one point

– In the end it turns out that the wife was killed by the maid who was
possibly a lesbian

I feel like I can picture this cover, but I can’t recall the title.

sovay: (Sovay: David Owen)
sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2025-06-17 01:59 am

With that you're-on-camera smile like she wants to try me on

Shortly after we had headed off to collect fish and chips for dinner with my mother, [personal profile] spatch's delivery of "Frying tonight!" led into my description of Kenneth Williams as the "total package." We had earlier in the day been discussing the cultural relativity of communicating in quotations. At one point in order to indicate that it was time to leave the house, I called, "To the lighthouse!"

(Fresh Pond Seafood gave us extra of everything and I had a lovely interaction with a young trans woman wearing all the jewelry she had been able to find in her newly moved house. The treasury looked spectacular on her, especially the rhyme of the silver heart bangle on her wrist with her heart-framed, literally rose-tinted glasses.)

WERS has introduced me to Muna's "Silk Chiffon (feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" (2021), which I assume is on rotation either because it's Pride or because it's a banger. I am as incapable of selecting one favorite fictional lesbian as any other single shot, but the first contenders look like the ironclad classics of Florian del Guiz in Mary Gentle's Ash: A Secret History (2000), Manke and Rifkele in Sholem Asch's גאָט פֿון נעקאָמע/God of Vengeance (1907), and Corky and Violet in the Wachowskis' Bound (1996).
musesfool: !!!! from Middleman (!!!!)
i did it all for the robins ([personal profile] musesfool) wrote2025-06-16 07:50 pm

i hear you went up to Saratoga, and your horse naturally won

I swear, sometimes I think my oven is some kind of black hole or something, because sometimes the laws of physics seem to weirdly not apply. Yesterday, as planned, I made teriyaki meatballs. Because I don't understand how the recipe author got 28 meatballs out of 16 oz of ground meat, I had 32 oz of ground chicken, from which I made 28 ping pong ball sized meatballs. I baked 16 meatballs on one tray at 400°F for 20 minutes. It was the only tray in the oven. FOURTEEN out of the 16 were at least at 170°F when I took them out of the oven (generally I aim for 165° for fully cooked ground chicken) and checked with my instant read thermometer. TWO were at 143°F. They weren't even next to each other! Just 2 random meatballs that somehow didn't cook to the same temperature as EVERY OTHER meatball on the same tray in the same oven. I mean, I know ovens can have hot spots, so does my oven somehow have cool spots? Less hot spots? I mean, what the actual fuck???

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-16 08:56 pm

Ali Hazelwood Dislikes Peeta, And That Was a Problem for Some Folks

Posted by SB Sarah

A yellow diamond road sign says WTF? Recently Amanda and I did a Weedy AMA where we answered questions from the Podcast Patreon for a bonus episode – one that starts out pretty cogent and then derails a fair bit as I lose my train of thought.

One of the questions asked, to paraphrase, has online critique softened over the years, and why?

My answer was: Yes. Because safety.

Blogs used to be little micro-communities, and somewhat insulated from the larger internet, and especially from griefing trolls. That hasn’t been true for at least a decade, but it’s even worse now that there are seemingly legions of hobbyists who love to dox individuals whose opinions they don’t like, and engage in a campaign of harassment and misery over said opinion. It’s even more acute now that entire platforms have been given over to these fuckos, and the rhetoric of hate and divide has escalated to violence and assassination.

It’s trendy to attack someone and endanger them because their opinion is unacceptable. This happens on a large and small scale, and I know you have seen it. There are certain people who decide that other human beings aren’t people, or perhaps get so angry they forget. Consideration of humanity is optional, or altogether discouraged.

I started After Dark, in fact, partly to give you a place to comment where your comment, and your username, weren’t as easily accessed. I don’t want to stifle conversation but I recognize that being on the internet and having an opinion can bring on a world of hurt if some rando takes issue. Said randos don’t see their opposition as humans; they are targets to be destroyed.

Critique, as I said in the episode, isn’t softened because we’re all being nicer or whatever. Critique is softened (or not published at all) because I don’t want to deal with unhinged, poorly behaved fans, and especially when those unhinged, poorly behaved fans are weaponized as a collective. It sucks to moderate the comments on a post that’s reached a wider circle than usual, but that’s the job. I take the safety of the comments section very seriously because I, out here using my real name like a giant dumbass, know how dangerous, actually factually real-life dangerous, it can be. I want this to be a safe place to express your opinion.

So, let’s talk about Ali Hazelwood, who was allegedly bullied off Instagram because she preferred one Hunger Games character, and apparently picked the wrong one?

No, seriously. That’s what happened today.

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Cary Elwes in Robin Hood Men in Tights with a what the fuck look on his face.

If I’m tracing this fuckery correctly, 8 days ago, a user, allegedly a karma farmer, posted to r/HungerGames a clip of a panel wherein Ali calls Peeta “useless.” Which is clearly in context a hyperbolic joke meant for the audience of that panel? Yet even the comments on that post on Reddit seem to take her opinion so personally.

Hazelwood had, per the last crawl of a search engine because her IG page is in fact gone, nearly 600,000 followers, and she was pretty active, too. Allegedly her comments about Peeta caused such Intense Rage, the number of cruel comments and DMs caused her to nuke her account.

From what I’ve been reading, this situation seems to be a two-pronged problem.

Prong the First (not to be confused with Prong the Elder, or Prong the Haberdasher): Instagram has a shitty user interface.

Susan Lee says For those worried…..Ali is fine. :) She's just technology inept and didn't know how to disable comments. So she did the only other option, delete it all. Ha! Girl is at home, on deadline (more books!), playing with her cats & raccoons. She's good. But still...some of ya'll are RUDE and frankly don't deserve books or good things. You need to CHECK YOURSELVES. And most importantly No Kings, F*CK ICE , WE THE PEOPLE (just throwing that in there because there are PRIORITIES we need to keep at the forefront)

Per Susan Lee on Threads, Hazelwood is fine, couldn’t figure out how to disable comments, so deleted the account.

Girl. I can relate. Instagram defies my attempts to use it, too.

Prong the Second: Some people are being really shitty, and it’s a continuation of a growing problem in behavior choices, emotional regulation, and access.

There’s a straight downward slope of a line between a person unleashing vitriol over an author expressing preference for a character (again: ??!?!?!?!!!) and doorstepping someone to scream at or kill them. Harassment online can lead to additional acts of violence. I’m not kidding, and I don’t think I’m exaggerating, either. The link between online harassment and offline violence is real, and being studied:

What’s most infuriating is that this behavior is from people who read a book in 2008 and take that book so personally that they decided to attack Ali Hazelwood about comments she made on a panel with other authors in a discussion that was meant to be tongue-in-cheek and entertaining for the people in the room.

But the behavior choices and lack of emotional regulation are alarming.

This isn’t neckbearded trolls with compromised assessments of their own position in the world.

This is us. This is allegedly book fandoms.

Stop it.

This situation, which is simultaneously scary and harmful, and deeply fucking unhinged and asinine, is a combination of a number of negative factors, each of which could be a whole essay.

  • There’s the intense one-sided relationships some fans have with authors, with books, or with characters (or all three).
  • There’s the flattening of an author (who is, in fact, usually a person, AI notwithstanding) into not being a person, but being an idea or a figure to be railed at or against.
  • There’s the expectation that an author will connect with readers as part of their job, and will cultivate that connection on social media.
  • There’s the social expectation of performing moral and ethical correctness especially online. Whether or not actual behavior is moral and ethical or correct is irrelevant. The point is the performance of correctness: like the correct people, like the correct things, etc.
  • There’s the unleashed and encouraged rage that has led to real life violence that frequently starts online.
  • There’s the knowledge that stating an opinion publicly might mean someone tries to harm, embarrass, or kill you.

Now, I have unleashed many a rageful opinion (I have many! Ask me about influencer children, mommy blogging, and child endangerment and exploitation) and I have most definitely hurt someone’s feelings with my opinion about a book or the genre or anything. But as I’ve said many times, the book and the author are very separate things. I see miles of distance between the book and the person. I’m talking about a book most of the time. It doesn’t have feelings.

For example, I don’t like Ali Hazelwood’s books. I’ve tried several. They are not my thing.

But to some readers, I’ve just written down some treasonous statements worthy of many, many angry email messages and social media DMs. Y’all, my inbox is a busy place, so please get in line. Your email will be deleted in the order in which it was received.

Apparently at this point in the timeline, readers with feelings about book characters felt that hurling rage and hatred about Peeta (PEETA) was and is acceptable behavior?

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A nun rings a bell while people shout shame

If it weren’t so frightening to see digital harassment turn into assassinations, this might have been a funny story someday.

Like consider the absurdity of telling someone who isn’t online that Ali Hazelwood, a world-famous bestselling author, nuked her entire Instagram because people were digitally abusing her over a joke comment she made on an author panel about Peeta, a 2008 character who isn’t real. And because Instagram’s UX sucks, don’t forget that part.

So, yeah, critique hasn’t softened. It’s retreated. Places to express a critical opinion are becoming fewer and more private, and to express a critical opinion is to invite a world of hurt.

Y’all. It’s a book character. Please calm down. You’re ruining things.

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A guy in a suit says Reading seldom leads to bad behavior

Apparently it does?

Can you just not?